Check this funny spoof on the incident with Voldemort, Malfoy & Snape at Malfoy Manor in Harry Potter & the Deathly Hallows! I picked this up from a community post on Orkut:
Special recording taken from Malfoy Manor!
dated: before Voldy died, before he had invaded Hogwarts.
Snape shuddered as Lord Voldemort walked towards him. His browless eyes narrowed as he faced the few who stood before him. he smirked "Diagon alley... source of all information, thanks to the Daily Prophet! Baah! Go burn that place down! And as for Gringotts, they will surely bring out their dragons.. so remember their greatest weakness..."
"I know!" interrupted Lucius Malfoy with enthusiasm. "A dragon's weakness is his nose! I think a nose-bleeding prank from the Weasley's wizard wheezies ought to do the trick!"
The others in the room slapped their forehead in unison as Lord Voldemort exploded on him "NOSE?! You imbecile, you better not take the lead when the others hit Gringotts... the goblins will personally have u barbecued! Severus..."
"Yes my lord" spoke Snape with absolute humility.
"Let this fool deal with Madam Malkins and Flourish n Blotts... his level has fallen considerably... meanwhile u take the rest to take the alley down..."
"As u wish my lord" said Snape as he bowed low.
"and Lucius, my slippery friend.. for your kind information, its their butt!"
"M...my apologies master.." mumbled Lucius.
Voldemort took his cloak off and began to admire his six-pack abs as he turned around to face Wormtail. "Wormtail, its time for my body massage... please conjure that lovely babyoil that u tried last night, I loved it!"
Lucius trembled as Voldemort faced him. "And u Lucius, use the perpetual allergy curse on the dragon's bottom beneath its tail joint if u want to survive... and if u manage to return alive, do not come back without a few packets of those edible darkmarks... I have kinda fancied those for a while now!"
"Yes my lord" muttered Lucius as everyone disapparated to their next target-Diagon Alley. Suddenly Wormtail called out from nowhere "Master, your bath is ready." "Aaah~" smiled Voldemort "just gimme a minute, I'm on my way~ now where is my rubber-duckie-eating-rubber-snakey?" :P
